Superstar Zombies: Scene Three


Elvis Presley and John Lennon are
at the golf course playing golf

PRESLEY: Lennon, you dont have a talent for
playing golf, I can see that – boy. Let me show
you how it is done. First, keep you’re eye on the
price, that hole over there. Focus on it like a dog
would do
for it’s bone. Then, concentration boy.
It’s all about concentration, for your body to get ready.
And when you feel it’s ready from top to toes, then hit it!
With full confidence! The stick will do the
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Superstar Zombies: Scene Two


David Bowie and Freddie Mercury are expecting
the arrival – by boat – of Amy Winehouse

BOWIE: Ah look there she is now.
Poor girl, another one’s life cut short

FREDDIE: Fucking music business.
It’s a killer queen
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Superstar Zombies: Scene One


We’re visiting a very special island, the Island of
Superstar Zombies. It is where our most famous
entertainment superstar spend their time, no
longer alive, and waiting for the day when they
finally will be completely forgotten, and can
have their eternal rest in peace.

Hey look! There’s Jimi Hendrix coming our way…

JH: (singing and walkin cool)
Purple haze is in my brain [Read more…]