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Flat broke and busted yeah that’s me for sure I am no no no cheapskate I just happen to be poor But I will still treat you right and make you think I am king But just remember I cannot pay for anything I ain’t got no money But as long as the good things […]
I really ruffled feathers When I hit your local bar I stood up on the table and shouted baby there you are! “There was a man you were with Some sort of King Kong monster And I suddenly saw why you always liked that movie: Gorrillas in the Mist But … that’s another story for […]
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What’s In A Song? – Volume One on Spotify If you’ve ever wondered, if you ever got an irk And wanted to know the biggest squid in this whole world Well somebody told me yesterday it is patently obvious It’s archituthus giganticus at 20 meters plus It’s easy peasy all you do Is type it […]
Sitting in my room looking at the blood red moon Not knowing what it means pulling on my jeans Getting ready to go out not knowing what this day is about Devil Moon Devil Red Devil moon Devil red Survival till the end Devil moon Devil moon Come to the earth and consume Devil moon […]
His name was Paco Joe but they called him Boots & Beans While others ate their cakes their sweets their corn and greens Paco Joe did his food eating from the can For breakfast dinner supertime, anytime and then.. Eating on his own… [Not even taking of his gloves] Paco Joe, his beans and nobody […]
I call myself a ladies’ man Although I have my ‘druthers ‘Cause there’s a special kind of look I place above all others With their knees all round and shiny And their luscious, liquid thighs The fact I like my women big Should come as no surprise I like ’em roly-poly ‘Cause they jiggle when […]
As some of you may recognise Mexican Standoff may have similarities with Johnny Cash’s My Name Is Sue – it’s a story song with sort of same conclusion at the end of the song. It was indeed done with that Boy Named Sue in mind: a story song with a nice twist at the end […]