Rather Have A Dumpling - Devine and Hoeve
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I call myself a ladies’ man
Although I have my ‘druthers
‘Cause there’s a special kind of look
I place above all others
With their knees all round and shiny
And their luscious, liquid thighs
The fact I like my women big
Should come as no surprise
I like ’em roly-poly
‘Cause they jiggle when they walk
They flash their dimpled fingers
And they giggle when they talk
Don’t want no catwalk ladies
With their bones all pokin’ through
I’d rather have a dumpling
Than a carrot in my stew
I ‘preciate the female form
And all its many parts
Just like to see more of it
I’m a patron of the arts
Might not be a renaissance man
I’m not a good example
But I sure know who Reubens was
He liked proportions ample
I like ’em roly-poly
‘Cause they jiggle when they walk
They flash their dimpled fingers
And they giggle when they talk
Don’t want no catwalk ladies
With their bones all pokin’ through
I’d rather have a dumpling
Than a carrot in my stew
I like the way they move their necks
Those rolls of lovely skin
Can hardly wait to get in close
To nuzzle with my chin
I’ve got a heart for women
Who seem larger than life
And hope one day I’ll meet one
Big enough to be my wife. |
