Romeo and Juliet | Act 3.1

A public place.

[Enter MERCUTIO, BENVOLIO,
Page, and Servants]

BENVOLIO      I pray thee, good Mercutio, let’s retire:
The day is hot, the Capulets abroad,
And, if we meet, we shall not scape a brawl;
For now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring.

MERCUTIO       Thou art like one of those fellows that
when he enters the confines of a tavern claps me his
sword upon the table and says ‘God send me no need
of thee!’ and by the operation of the second cup draws

it on the drawer, when indeed there is no need.

BENVOLIO      Am I like such a fellow?

MERCUTIO     Come, come, thou art as hot a Jack in thy
mood as any in Italy, and as soon moved to be moody,
and as soon moody to be moved.

BENVOLIO      And what to?

MERCUTIO     Nay, an there were two such, we should
have none shortly, for one would kill the other. Thou!
why, thou wilt quarrel with a man that hath a hair more,

or a hair less, in his beard, than thou hast: thou
wilt quarrel with a man for cracking nuts, having no
other reason but because thou hast hazel eyes: what
eye but such an eye would spy out such a quarrel?
Thy head is as fun of quarrels as an egg is full of
meat, and yet thy head hath been beaten as addle as
an egg for quarrelling: thou hast quarrelled with a
man for coughing in the street, because he hath
wakened thy dog that hath lain asleep in the sun:
didst thou not fall out with a tailor for wearing
his new doublet before Easter? with another, for
tying his new shoes with old riband? and yet thou
wilt tutor me from quarrelling!

BENVOLIO      An I were so apt to quarrel as thou art, any
man should buy the fee-simple of my life for an hour and
a quarter.

MERCUTIO      The fee-simple! O simple!

BENVOLIO      By my head, here come the Capulets.

MERCUTIO      By my heel, I care not.

[Enter TYBALT and others]

TYBALT       Follow me close, for I will speak to them.
Gentlemen, good den: a word with one of you.

MERCUTIO      And but one word with one of us?
couple it with something; make it a word and a blow.

TYBALT      You shall find me apt enough to that, sir,
an you will give me occasion.

MERCUTIO
Could you not take some occasion without giving?

TYBALT      Mercutio, thou consort’st with Romeo,–

MERCUTIO      Consort! what, dost thou make us minstrels?
an thou make minstrels of us, look to hear nothing but

discords: here’s my fiddlestick; here’s that shall
make you dance. ‘Zounds, consort!

BENVOLIO       We talk here in the public haunt of men:
Either withdraw unto some private place,
And reason coldly of your grievances,
Or else depart; here all eyes gaze on us.

MERCUTIO       Men’s eyes were made to look,
and let them gaze;

I will not budge for no man’s pleasure, I.

[Enter ROMEO]

TYBALT       Well, peace be with you, sir: here comes my man.

MERCUTIO      But I’ll be hanged, sir, if he wear your livery:
Marry, go before to field, he’ll be your follower;
Your worship in that sense may call him ‘man.’

TYBALT       Romeo, the hate I bear thee can afford
No better term than this,–thou art a villain.

ROMEO      Tybalt, the reason that I have to love thee
Doth much excuse the appertaining rage
To such a greeting: villain am I none;
Therefore farewell; I see thou know’st me not.

TYBALT       Boy, this shall not excuse the injuries
That thou hast done me; therefore turn and draw.

ROMEO      I do protest, I never injured thee,
But love thee better than thou canst devise,
Till thou shalt know the reason of my love:
And so, good Capulet,–which name I tender
As dearly as my own,–be satisfied.

MERCUTIO       O calm, dishonourable, vile submission!
Alla stoccata carries it away.

[Draws]

Tybalt, you rat-catcher, will you walk?

TYBALT       What wouldst thou have with me?

MERCUTIO      Good king of cats, nothing but one of your nine
lives; that I mean to make bold withal, and as you
shall use me hereafter, drybeat the rest of the
eight. Will you pluck your sword out of his pitcher
by the ears? make haste, lest mine be about your
ears ere it be out.

TYBALT       I am for you.

[Drawing]

ROMEO       Gentle Mercutio, put thy rapier up.

MERCUTIO      Come, sir, your passado.

[They fight]

ROMEO       Draw, Benvolio; beat down their weapons.
Gentlemen, for shame, forbear this outrage!
Tybalt, Mercutio, the prince expressly hath
Forbidden bandying in Verona streets:
Hold, Tybalt! good Mercutio!

[TYBALT under ROMEO’s arm stabs
MERCUTIO, and flies with his followers]

MERCUTIO       I am hurt.
A plague o’ both your houses! I am sped.
Is he gone, and hath nothing?

BENVOLIO       What, art thou hurt?

MERCUTIO      Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch; marry, ’tis enough.
Where is my page? Go, villain, fetch a surgeon.

[Exit Page]

ROMEO      Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.

MERCUTIO      No, ’tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a
church-door; but ’tis enough,’twill serve: ask for
me to-morrow, and you shall find me a grave man. I
am peppered, I warrant, for this world. A plague o’
both your houses! ‘Zounds, a dog, a rat, a mouse, a
cat, to scratch a man to death! a braggart, a
rogue, a villain, that fights by the book of
arithmetic! Why the devil came you between us? I
was hurt under your arm.

ROMEO       I thought all for the best.

MERCUTIO       Help me into some house, Benvolio,
Or I shall faint. A plague o’ both your houses!
They have made worms’ meat of me: I have it,
And soundly too: your houses!

[Exeunt MERCUTIO and BENVOLIO]

ROMEO       This gentleman, the prince’s near ally,
My very friend, hath got his mortal hurt
In my behalf; my reputation stain’d
With Tybalt’s slander,–Tybalt, that an hour
Hath been my kinsman! O sweet Juliet,
Thy beauty hath made me effeminate
And in my temper soften’d valour’s steel!

[Re-enter BENVOLIO]

BENVOLIO        O Romeo, Romeo, brave Mercutio’s dead!
That gallant spirit hath aspired the clouds,
Which too untimely here did scorn the earth.

ROMEO       This day’s black fate on more days doth depend;
This but begins the woe, others must end.

BENVOLIO        Here comes the furious Tybalt back again.

ROMEO       Alive, in triumph! and Mercutio slain!
Away to heaven, respective lenity,
And fire-eyed fury be my conduct now!

[Re-enter TYBALT]

Now, Tybalt, take the villain back again,
That late thou gavest me; for Mercutio’s soul
Is but a little way above our heads,
Staying for thine to keep him company:
Either thou, or I, or both, must go with him.

TYBALT       Thou, wretched boy, that didst consort him here,
Shalt with him hence.

ROMEO       This shall determine that.

[They fight; TYBALT falls]

BENVOLIO       Romeo, away, be gone!
The citizens are up, and Tybalt slain.
Stand not amazed: the prince will doom thee death,
If thou art taken: hence, be gone, away!

ROMEO       O, I am fortune’s fool!

BENVOLIO        Why dost thou stay?

[Exit ROMEO]

[Enter Citizens, &c]

First Citizen       Which way ran he that kill’d Mercutio?
Tybalt, that murderer, which way ran he?

BENVOLIO       There lies that Tybalt.

First Citizen       Up, sir, go with me;
I charge thee in the princes name, obey.

[Enter Prince, attended; MONTAGUE,
CAPULET, their Wives, and others]

PRINCE       Where are the vile beginners of this fray?

BENVOLIO      O noble prince, I can discover all
The unlucky manage of this fatal brawl:
There lies the man, slain by young Romeo,
That slew thy kinsman, brave Mercutio.

LADY CAPULET      Tybalt, my cousin! O my brother’s child!
O prince! O cousin! husband! O, the blood is spilt
O my dear kinsman! Prince, as thou art true,
For blood of ours, shed blood of Montague.
O cousin, cousin!

PRINCE       Benvolio, who began this bloody fray?

BENVOLIO       Tybalt, here slain, whom Romeo’s hand did slay;
Romeo that spoke him fair, bade him bethink
How nice the quarrel was, and urged withal
Your high displeasure: all this uttered
With gentle breath, calm look, knees humbly bow’d,
Could not take truce with the unruly spleen
Of Tybalt deaf to peace, but that he tilts
With piercing steel at bold Mercutio’s breast,
Who all as hot, turns deadly point to point,
And, with a martial scorn, with one hand beats
Cold death aside, and with the other sends
It back to Tybalt, whose dexterity,
Retorts it: Romeo he cries aloud,
‘Hold, friends! friends, part!’ and, swifter than his tongue,
His agile arm beats down their fatal points,
And ‘twixt them rushes; underneath whose arm
An envious thrust from Tybalt hit the life
Of stout Mercutio, and then Tybalt fled;
But by and by comes back to Romeo,
Who had but newly entertain’d revenge,
And to ‘t they go like lightning, for, ere I
Could draw to part them, was stout Tybalt slain.
And, as he fell, did Romeo turn and fly.
This is the truth, or let Benvolio die.

LADY CAPULET       He is a kinsman to the Montague;
Affection makes him false; he speaks not true:
Some twenty of them fought in this black strife,
And all those twenty could but kill one life.
I beg for justice, which thou, prince, must give;
Romeo slew Tybalt, Romeo must not live.

PRINCE       Romeo slew him, he slew Mercutio;
Who now the price of his dear blood doth owe?

MONTAGUE       Not Romeo, prince, he was Mercutio’s friend;
His fault concludes but what the law should end,
The life of Tybalt.

PRINCE       And for that offence
Immediately we do exile him hence:
I have an interest in your hate’s proceeding,
My blood for your rude brawls doth lie a-bleeding;
But I’ll amerce you with so strong a fine
That you shall all repent the loss of mine:
I will be deaf to pleading and excuses;
Nor tears nor prayers shall purchase out abuses:
Therefore use none: let Romeo hence in haste,
Else, when he’s found, that hour is his last.
Bear hence this body and attend our will:
Mercy but murders, pardoning those that kill.

 

[Exeunt]

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