We were driving along the bay My girl friend really needed a pee I said go over that way Squat down behind that tree
Coming form a very good family Baby had never done it before But she needed to go so badly She nearly did it on the car floor
As she came out for behind the big tree And stood in the long grass looking free My darling looked so beautiful Still pulling her pants up after the pee
All refreshed and joyful She ran to hold me Darling seemed so grateful And all she did was pee